Squanching

A term used in the show Rick and Morty. It is code for male masturbation.

Friend: Hey, you coming to see-
Guy: DUDE! IM SQUANCHING!!
Friend: I am so sorry! Forgive me!

by AbbeyRoad9242 October 8, 2016

squancho

to poop or vomit into a woman's vagina and then perform sexual intercourse resulting in cum filled poopy vomit substance
a.k.a. perty gross

i squanchoed ur mother.

by anuspounder51451 September 6, 2010

squatching frog beads

A anal bead that jumps around inside peoples asshole when put in this is the newest way to masterbate better then vibrators dildos and other fucked up shit!

Oh oh ohohohohohohohoohoohohohooh thise squatching frog beads feel so good!

by thecunteater June 28, 2010

squathouse

Abandoned house used by junkies for a place to do drugs. The prominent drug being heroine.

My days of homelessness were spent with some interesting junkies in the dirtiest squathouse in Pittsburgh.

by The one. May 6, 2006

squitch

A person who is both a squid (like in Rocket Power) and a bitch.

Mark: Who the fuck ate all the chips and salsa?

David: It must have been Nick. He is such a fucking squitch.

by Guruboy February 27, 2011

Squatched

To become bigger, stronger, and hairier.

James really got squatched this summer.

by mcboogy September 3, 2011

squanch

1. To squish or resize something or someone so that proportions are skewed
2. an adjective describing something or someone that has been squanched

I squanched this picture of Ed Sheeran.
Do you like squanch Ed Sheeran?
Get squanched.

by squanchsupreme June 18, 2020