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Squat Lockouts

The baddest lift in the fucking gym. Load up a barbell with every plate in the gym and lift that thing about 2 inch out of the squat rack. Stand there like a boss then put it back down. Repeat. This lift can be used to replace squats, deadlift and bench, as they will no longer be required when you unleash the awesomeness of Squat Lockouts. Also, this lift causes the heads of fuckwits to explode clear off their shoulders.
a: Why is this bar bent as fuck?
b: Oh some total badass motherfucker was doing squat lockouts with every plate in the joint and destroyed that shit.
a: *head literally explodes*
by Okay Jokay October 8, 2011
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Hobo Squat

The act of a homeless person taking an obscenely violent shit in an exposed area for all to see
Jim: Man, I saw this guy taking a hobo squat right in the middle of the crosswalk while I was at the intersection!

Bob: That's gross bro, you shoulda thrown something at him.
by Drastil October 21, 2009
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Didly Squat

To do nothing, to have nothing
David Pryordoes didly squat after he gets home from school everyday.
by David pryor April 1, 2003
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Squat Hostage

Squat Hostage; Noun: When a male is forced into bondage, then has face sat on by a kinky female.
Benny used her panies to tie Clint's hands to his bedpost, and then squat hostaged that mofo.
by Joyd March 1, 2014
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Count for squat

Idiom. To be worthless; not worth anything at all.

Derived from the informal use of the word 'squat' BrE skwɒt NAmE skwɑ t as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat' 'dɪdlɪˌskwɒt (also doodly-squat 'dudliˌskwɑt) : nothing, anything at all, not anything.

Note: "diddly" and "squat" each are used in NAmE as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat'.
1-Actions speak louder than words; words alone count for squat.

2- "He is sending you flowers in hopes of improving your opinion of him"
"It doesn't count for squat. He is still the same person."
by A Student of English July 14, 2018
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Squat Kick

A Russian Slav dance, commonly used by white people. The name squat kick became used as a name when Fortnite introduced the dance as an in game emote.
Dylan is going to squat kick in front of Wilko.
by Sal Volcano April 23, 2019
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Squat Meat

A fat, ripe turd. The kind you leave in the bowl and don’t flush.
Every stall in the shitter was full of squat meat.

I just dropped squat meat. Go check it out.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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