When you're a hooker with a licence to carry a 9mm and love to get your double treble going as you yarn over and pull through again and again...
Oh I see you're making a Dirty Salena there?
Yes, it's a present for my grandma, think she'll like it?
Yes, it's a present for my grandma, think she'll like it?
by CraftySal April 18, 2020
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Guy 2: "Yeah, her vagina was totally stinky and black"
Guy 1: "Dayyyuumm"
Guy 2: "Yeah, her vagina was totally stinky and black"
Guy 1: "Dayyyuumm"
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The fandom of Selena Gomez. They're well known for lying about achievements aka faking achievements, being ableist and racist.
Selenators tried to drag another artist, while Selena is buying her own albums to get some pure sales.
by RealityCheck2.0 November 7, 2020
Get the Selenators mug.Selena is the type of kid to lock herself in her room and watch a bunch of PewDiePie videos because her sister absolutely hates her. She has no life as well because she only likes to watch vines and the occasional normal video. Selena also likes art but she’s very bad at it, and says the vine “I’m gay” a lot, which is a tad concerning.
Person 1: do you know anyone who can draw a portrait of my house for my living room?
Person 2: idk but just don’t ask Selena
Person 2: idk but just don’t ask Selena
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
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That’s Salena Dyck. You know: Daniel and Salena sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in the baby carriage.
by WhenAManLovesAWoman.. December 9, 2021
Get the Salena Dyck mug.Stupid ass narcissistic bitch. Thinks she's the best but is actually shit at everything. Has literally no brows and looks like a roasted turkey. Gross. A pussy ass whore with no personality or sense of humour. Showers approximately every 8 days. Nasty AF 🤢. The human version of period cramps.
Person A: Omg, is that Selena??
Person B: Yeah, she's so disgusting.
Person A: Y'all smell that?
Person B: The stench of narcissism and self-absorption.
Person B: Yeah, she's so disgusting.
Person A: Y'all smell that?
Person B: The stench of narcissism and self-absorption.
by This is God May 6, 2020
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