Rusty Spork

Only the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. Ever. EVER.

Walker: "I'm just about ready to kill God with a rusty spork."

by Gammasite November 29, 2007

Sporking

A mixture of spooning and scissoring. Crooked spooning

Sporking is fun

by Sohoo mama May 25, 2009

bungy spork

An object used to indulge & devour the rectum. Made up of half spoon and half fork for maximum effect.

Wow, That girl was so attractive, and i was finna eat the bungy but i left my bungy spork at home

by BOOMSTICK November 05, 2014

SPORK JOB

To Spork Job is the act of masterbating into a spork then feeding it to someone who is asleep.

Rambo: You Suck.
Chuck Norris: If you don't shut up I will spork job your mother.

by Judo Master July 20, 2008

Rusty Spork

A penis that has become flaccid inside a vagina or anus as a result of falling asleep during penetration.

Wake up hunny! I think your spork has gone rusty again. You haven't had a rusty spork since grade school.

by SpongeKnob May 25, 2016

Spork Ninja

A Spork Ninja is a mythological creature that is always looking for gold, and is always looking for an unexpected person to not pay attention. They will sneak up behind you, and decapitate you with a spork.

Not to be confused with Spork Sensei

Person#1: Dude! Weak! Something Decapitated Kenny!

Person#2: Ewwwww, looks like a Spork Ninja attack to me...

by omgykkyb September 24, 2006

whilty spork

when you insert your thumb toe into your girlfriends ear

when you kick your girlfriend in the side of her head and your toe gets stuck in her ear you have given her an acciedental whilty spork

by Hopemattlove June 10, 2009