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Sploogemop

(n.) the cock-sucking busybody that comes in and ruins another's fun by setting a self-serving moral standard based on some hazzily-recalled previous experience in which the sploogemop came out behind, and thus, going forward, everyone else needs to suffer the same fate.

(n.) the rule or value instituted by said cocksucker, i.e. the Sploogemop's sploogemop.

(v.) to make a horseshit, self-serving, catch-all rule, i.e. The Sploogemop sploogemopped yet another sploogemop
1. In my humble opinion, Daniel is a sploogemop. Yea verily, that rapscallion fixed the league rules to favor his team because of an imagined slight he received in times gone by.

2. Why, this is nothing more than Daniel's latest sploogemop, I tell you! A simple artifice aimed at bringing the league rules into harmony with his vision of fairness, yay, his vision alone!

3. He sploogmopped the executive council with his new regulation and now money for women and booze can no longer be taken from the petty cash.
by Uncle Gravy July 25, 2011
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Splooge

The reproductive fluids in which a male ejects after sexual intercourse or masturbation; sperm/semen.
EW! That looks like splooge!
She got a little bit of splooge on her.
Smells like splooge.
by ShaleHamster February 2, 2013
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Sploosh Muffle

The act of creating a toilet paper blanket in the bottom of the bowl before one does one's business in order to cushion the impact, and therefore the sound, of excretions expected to tempt gravity that bit too much - saving the sploosh muffler both the potential embarrassment of any attention-grabbing noise and the all-too-familiar phenomenon of the 'splashback'
- "The boss has just gone into the john, but I can't wait!"

- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"
by Barry Nomanstein November 5, 2013
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Sploogechalk

When you have been fucking for way too long and you're all dried up but you splooge anyway and it comes out like a white powder.
Jimmy splooged a bunch of sploogechalk all over Bertha's face.
by ">,'_';<" January 26, 2015
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splooged my pants

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.
I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.
by tzanks July 28, 2016
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sploogedump

A woman who has cum that is more than a few days old in her, and had sex with another person.
I was fucking that Sploogedump and chunks of old cum started coming out.
by Canada Dreaming December 29, 2016
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splooshizzle

The result of placing a bath bomb in the bath tub.
The bath bomb made a splooshizzle when it hit the water.
by Grintags March 6, 2019
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