Couple Speak

The annoying way couples often speak to each other. Usually in hushed tones, and when they are really close to each other. Often occurs during cuddling.

Oh dear god, all Lance and Margret did last night was cuddle and couple speak.

We were all trying to have fun, but Clara and Mark just sat together and guess what? Yup, couple speak.

by Sk8mafia October 10, 2014

Cop-speak

An exaggeratedly wordy jargon, frequently spoken in a mono-tone passive voice. Descriptive yet extremely vague, this is used when describing a situation in order to increase the appearance of intelligence or credibility, while cloaking truth in a mountain of syllables.

The police officer used cop-speak to convince the jury that the use of force was justified.

by Kirkury December 14, 2015

Emoji Speaker

An emoji speaker, someone usaully born in 2013 or later can't speak a word english and uses emoji as their only source of communication.

"Hey man whats up?"
"👎🏻🖕🏻🏃🏻"
"Fuckin emoji speaker..."

by youdeeessayefromthe6 May 11, 2016

Spamton Speak

Speaking like the character Spamton G. Spamton from Deltarune might. It is accomplished by replacing certain words or phrases with other words or phrases that are usually related to television or radio, or words related to old technology in general.

" I was feeling gooooood but then Tiffany and her goonies came over and Hyperlink Blocked my ENTRY POINT LOCATED and it was not fun"
"Bro what?"
"Are you getting these readings?! man? I'm trying to be crystal clear with new Haberide glass cleaner but I guess you can't understand me or something huh? Or are you just completely avoid the IRS my problems? I don't even know why I communications are stable you anymore"
"Bruh you built like a TV dawg, how's you blaming me for your janky ass being all klinky klanky in here"
" It's just Spamton speak bro chill out"
"YOU CHILL MOFO"

by Aim For North June 9, 2022

Titan Speakerman

Large dude with tons of speaker son hi.and has this re dspeaker for a head. Currently being controlled by toilets. Constantly sings the best part of the camerman anthem on loop. Most of Freedom, and of pleasure, NOTHING EVER LAST FOREVER, E V E R Y B O D Y W A N T S T O R U L E T H E W O R L D

Yo bro the Titan Speakerman is being controlled by a toilets with a head💀

by Brr Skibidi Skibidi Skibidi June 7, 2023

Political Speak

The art of changing two way discourse into one-way communication; sticking to the party message no matter what the other is saying. The abbreviation for political speak is BS.

When was the last time you saw a politician give a straight answer to a question being asked of them? Political speak is when a politician is interviewed and asked a question and the politician answers with a response that has nothing to do with the question, but rather propounds the party message on their topic of the day. Thus transforming what was a two way discourse into a one way diatribe with very little if any meaningful content.

by MikeW303 June 2, 2011

slake

to makeout or satisfy by kissing.

Haven't you ever seen MASH if not you need to get out.

Radar O'Riley got slaked.

by kickin it country May 7, 2011