Snorgtees 

the absolute worst t-shit company that tries to make PUNS jokes, the three things they are missing when they MAKE the shirts is: Beer, High IQ's, And a godamn sense of nowaday's humor

Iggy: Hey, dude, you got that Snorgtees shirt?
Dan: Ya, like it?
Iggy: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
Dan: I like the humor!
Iggy: the humor... THE HUMOR!? you have NO fucking soul! you fuck!
Dan: Ya know what? i'll fucking change into a better shirt!
Iggy: Great idea!

Snorgtees by your best idiot April 25, 2010

Snoggy 

It’s between snow and foggy

Came outside and it was very snoggy!!

Snoggy by Stud Muffin Baller January 27, 2020

snorgtees 

A stupid company which makes pathetic, stupendous, annoying, subdued, shirts often relating to sexual activity. In fact it was made in some Georgian place, although it has arrived in the UK mostly.

Some bitch named Alice Fraasa is a model in the cheap-ass advertisements.

Tom: Hey Edd, look at this stupid ad!
*Tom and Edd stare at a Snorgtee*
Edd: "IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME FOR A BEER", what a stupid ad, beer makes everything worse while it destroys your brain cells and turns you into a metaphorical retard.
Tom: Boy, Edd, that was a real sentence, let's buy their company and make educational humour shirts!
Edd: Yeah!

*Tom and Edd buy Snorgtees for $15.89*

snorgtees by Nooboob February 20, 2010

Snorg 

To cum and shit at the same time.

To have the best time of your life.

Do you think snorging is overrated?

Can I snorg on your face?

I just walked in on your mom snorging.

Excuse me, Mrs. Thomas, may I use the restroom... to snorg?

Snorg by Snorgasborg February 3, 2010

smorgy 

(n) An event where s'mores are created on open fire and consumed with a large number of people.

Also, (proper noun) a specific event name at Stanford University where students of a specific class convene to socialize and enjoy music from live bands or music. This event started with the Stanford class of 2008 during their sophomore year in 2005-2006. In this case, smorgy was a concoction of sophomores, s'mores, and orgy.

The smorgy at Lake Lag last night was sticky and wet.

smorgy by cardinal band November 30, 2007

Snoggy Nugget 

Snoggy Nugget is a term you'd use when something is very overwhelming, and amazing, or you could also use it at the end of a handshake, or the end of a joke.

a)"**handshake** SNOGGY NUGGET!"
b)"How do you make a tissue dance.. put a little boogy into it!" "HAHAH SNOGGY NUGGET DUDE!"

Snoggy Nugget by Tesla, December 15, 2008

smorgy 

When two mexicans (graham crackers), a caucasian (marshmallow), and black (chocolate) have an orgy.

BOB: yo ron!! what did you do last night?!
RON: had a smorgy!!!
BOB: with those two spics living in the storage next to you and that porch monkey down the road?
RON: yeahhhhh, getting me some mexican pussy!
BOB: gotta love those loose fish tacos!

smorgy by rawrawrawrah December 31, 2008