Smooth as a pickle

The opposite of being smooth

"Derek, how's your day going?"

"It's about as smooth as a pickle."

by Pickled donkey December 18, 2019

Smooth Milk

A big black fucking cunt

Smooth Milk is black

by Qari Saab November 18, 2020

smooth brain no weinkles

Smooth brain no weinkles. The way to spell wrinkles while having the smooth brain.

Guy 1: smooth brain no weinkles.
Guy 2: what

by Probot 99 November 29, 2020

Smooth Criminal

You just got hit by

You've been hit by___
You've been struck by___
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

by munsworldddddddd January 4, 2022

goober-smooth

Goodber-smooth refers to an attempt of a goober to impress someone they are interested in. It can describe a person, most often that person is already a goober but now a level up, or can describe a specific comment or action of a goober that is quite suave.

I tell you, Joey is not the top jock in school but he sure is goober-smooth with the ladies.

by Tonybagadonuts December 9, 2008

Hairy smoothie

When a female encounters the sticking of toilet paper on the stubble of her freshly shaven vagina, after unrinating.

A upper-front side dingleberry would be a Hairy Smoothie.

by Hollabeck Fish January 23, 2009

Ironton Smoothie

When, in the heat of (normally drunken) passion, a woman's dirty tampon is pulled out and set in a glass. Typically this glass will include some sort of leftover alcohol, resulting in an Ironton Smoothie . This noxious cocktail is normally left on a nightstand or under a bed only to be found later by the home owner/roommate.

Damnit! I just found another Ironton Smoothie in our guestroom. You've got to tell your sister to stop that shit!

by Bob-owski October 5, 2011