dick slapping

"Dick Slapping" is the act of using the penis as a tool of sexual dominance. The act itself is not exclusive to the male and often involves a female using the penis to carry out the act upon herself. The act symbolizes dominance of the male and the penis in sexuality and subservience or worship of the penis on the part of the female. The act itself can be initiated through request on the part of the female, forced or through foreplay. While the act itself does not fall under the practice of BDSM, it often times is used as a means of punishment, humiliation and domination. It is purely a psychological tool. Dick slapping should not be confused with Dick Spanking: an act that involves the female emasculating the male through the act of slapping his penis with her hand. Often times carried out with verbal degradation. It should also not be confused with Creaming: The act of slapping a vagina with the penis after internal ejaculation. The truest form of the act is when the male uses either hand to grasp the penis while holding the rear of the females head with the other, and striking the female with his penis over the entire surface of the face. Especially, the mouth. The origins of dick slapping is unknown.

M: Do you worship my cock bitch?

F: Yes. I worship your cock!

M: Do you deserve my cock?

F: No. I have been bad!

Dick Slapping female over mouth with dick!

by clithardwood October 31, 2013

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shopping bulimia

Buying clothes you really liked but felt guilty later and returned it.

Remember that cute dress she bought on saturday?
Yes
Gone. Shopping Bulimia!

by HorrorFrenger May 12, 2008

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Shopping Cart Rage

Like road rage, only it occurs in a shopping center/grocery store while driving carts instead of cars.

It's that feeling you have toward the fat lady, who is parked directly in the middle of the isle, making it completely impossible to pass her on either side. You know she is just trying to decide if she should go with diet coke instead of regular, just so she can get more twinkies and so doesn't see you or care that you're trying to get by.

When you have to stiffle the urge to ram them or even to say "excuse me" because you KNOW it'll come out more like "Get the FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU DUMB BITCH!!"

It's the slow old people, the ones that cut you off, the ones that are completly lost, the ones that don't use blinkers (ok, so carts don't have blinkers, but in this state of mind you think they should) etc

I had to leave Wal-Mart. Yeah I forgot a few things, but there were so many people in there, I knew I was having a bad case of shopping cart rage coming on.

by cinymin86 November 22, 2009

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Extraordinary Snapping Pussy

A unique quality of pussy that only few women possess. This pussy will suck in your dick, balls deep and then clamp it down at the base while the inner pussy muscles roll in a wave like action literally milking your cock dry.

Movie Reference:
Cinderella (1977)

This zany x-rated musical version of the fairy tale featuring a lot of sexual innuendos and a title character who had a snapping pussy rather than a glass slipper. Cinderella's "extraordinary snapping pussy" was given to her by her gay, black drag queen "fairy" godmother. The prince ultimately finds exactly what he's been looking for.. an "Extraordinary Snapping Pussy"!

Yo bro! That girl has one Extraordinary Snapping Pussy!

by Mike Jules August 26, 2014

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