shattered ass

the unfortunate effect of anal penitration without the use of good lubrication....tends to develop lumps in the rectal area

Damn sean pull that insanely large penis out of ryan hunting.... ass before you shatter it like there is no tomorrow...

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

Shite or a haircut

(Scottish) To be completely confused, or to explain someone who cannot make up their mind. Also to describe a person or persons (organisation) who are completely disorganised.

"That's the 3rd time this month the council have dug up this road. They don't know if they want a shite or a haircut that lot!"

Alternativey - when observing a poor driver weaving all over the road and / or indicating the wrong way at junctions etc can be described as not knowing wether they want a shite or a haircut.

by Davie B August 1, 2006

Shitter Splitter

A huge oversized penis

Curly is gonna rip you in half with his huge Shitter Splitter.

by sQuickDrill August 27, 2006

shite pipe

Scottish word meaning the anal opening, "The Arse Hole".

"Dave shafted Sammy up the shite pipe".

by D-BUCK May 13, 2005

shinterjection

At a party or dinner , the sharp kick under the table you give to your partner to indicate that whatever it is they are saying, they must stop saying it right now.

charma: "if it was not for my shinterjection, u would have already spilled the beans."
mj: "fuck man, was it so close."
charma: "yeah, u almost said it."
mj: "thank god!!!"

by its_aks November 15, 2005

shiteating cocksucker

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.

"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009

Shitter-Dicker

An Unnecessary use of profanity to describe a person, place, thing, or idea.

"Hey dude, uh, hand me the shitter-dicker"

"Oh, this? All right dude, here ya go"

by P-Rod27 January 10, 2010