Beef Shield

When a woman cockblocks someone.

Dude, that I was hitting on that woman and she totally through up the Beef Shield.

by chrico031 May 5, 2015

meat shield

n.
A character in a tactics rpg, i.e. Fire Emblem, who is disarmed and used to distract enemies without inflicting damage or gaining significant exp.
v.
To act as a meat shield.

1.
Fire Emblem Noob: Hey, I got a paladin! Sweet!
Fire Emblem Expert: Take his weapons and set him in front of the lord. Otherwise he'll steal your experience.
2.
Noob: I'm ready to fight!
Captain: Go meat shield a sniper, why don't you?!

by Masaki July 26, 2006

skeet shield

a rag or paper with a hole in the middle of it to stick your dick into and protect your clothes or skin as your skeet shots everywhere.

yo man did that skeet shield work last night or did u get covered in cum ?

by #1 weed smoker of america sun August 20, 2009

Roman Shield

The act of shitting on one's chest while receiving oral sex.

Cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.

I can be a Spartan for Halloween after my woman gives me a Roman Shield.

by The Fondant Family May 30, 2008

Cum Shield

Large, round, transparent or tinted glasses. Usually of the non-prescription variant. Used by amateurs and/or professional entertainers in the porn industry. Used mainly to prevent a cum shot to the eye/s
shortly after performing fellatio. Cum Shields have also proven themselves to be quite useful in today's bukkake scenes. Usually accompanied by a large goblet or chalice. Most commonly made of glass, and held under the chin to collect any run down of semen.

Example: "Bro did you check out that sick POV blowjob that was just released the other day? She can really rock those Cum Shields!!!"

by Singularpube May 30, 2016

Deflector shield

In Sci-Fi, most notably Star Wars, deflector shields are energy fields that could protect starships, battle stations, ground-based structures, and even armies from enemy assault. (Wookieepedia).
The term may also be used as a substitute for the word "condom".

Ben: Hey, Luke! I heard you fucked Melissa last night. Did you have protection?
Luke: U kidding? I switched all power to the front deflector shield.

by R0-GR40 June 19, 2018

riot shield whore

when a player in game(FPS) who always prefer to use riot shield rather than two handed weapons(AK47, P90, etc.)

Guy with AK: "Dude, how long you've been using that riot shield for?
riot shield whore : "Since I was born"
Guy with AK: NOOOOB! you are such a riot shield whore, lllllllmmmmmmffffffffaaaaaooooo!!!!!!!
riot shield whore: *sobs* waaaaaaaa!

by lol57 July 8, 2010