elf on da shelf

when your too GODDAMNED lazy to type the to get normie elf on the shelf memes

normie 1: "Imma search up some memes."
normie 2: get some a dos elf on da shelf memes

by SDRFCDSFJXFERUKTJYGFTDHETJYRUJ May 24, 2018

Drug Cartels and taco shells

What Donald Trump thinks Mexico with full of.

Trump: 'we need to build an wall; in which, Mexico will pay for it, to stop Drug Cartels and taco shells.

by EmJayee January 6, 2021

depression spell

An untriggered and unwanted feeling of sadness that lasts longer than you would like it to.

Shit man, I think I'm having a depression spell.

by anonymousrandomoid July 1, 2016

do u smell purple?

a random and totally meaningless phrase usually used determine ones posisition in attentiveness.

David Brainard was known as the missionary to the indians. at a young age he got sick and died. my gosh, do u smell purple?

by bo12 October 22, 2007

dry spell

Dry spells are when you cannot get wet or cry. Or it can mean that you are being dry towards on another.

I had a dry spell with my sneaky link the other night.

Dry spell - being a very holy person

by GoldenKlr May 17, 2021

Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15

I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!

by AugustG September 7, 2013

Daniel Snell

He is Osama Bin Laden Jr. (aka: pope hoeist the first)

Daniel is Osama Bin Laden
Daniel was the mastermind behind 9/11
Daniel Snell is bad

by Confucius_Man April 21, 2018