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The allowance (money) a male recieves every week in order to seek clunge. The male must use the clunge seeking allowance to pay for a nice shirt, a pair of loafers and cologne. This in turn will impress the clunge, and lure her into providing the male with her clunge services.

N.B: A male cannot recieve clunge seeking allowance when he is recieving clunge on a regular basis. *Clunge seeking benefit fraud*
"I can't come out tonight mate. I've got no clunge seeking allowance (c.s.a) left"
by girlslikedjs February 12, 2009
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speeding

To take the drug 'speed'
"Hey i got £20, what you wanna do?"
"lets go speeding"
by Zeitgeist September 9, 2008
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seeing double

Expression that refers to when you are hammered, drunk etc, to the point at which you get double vision and are unable to see properly.
I was seeing double at the end of the night in the pub
by David K June 15, 2004
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Speeding Balls

When you are overly anxious to do work and/or party due to the use of mass quantities of amphetamines.
"I just took an adderall and I am speeding balls right now"

"Dude all those line have got me speeding balls"
by Addy McGee May 19, 2010
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purple headed heat seeking moisture missle

its a dick... its not a mouth based video game...
I'll massage the back of your throught with my purple headed heat seeking moisture missle!
by crash.......... December 2, 2007
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if u are seeing this u will die soon

the word has been ruling in our galaxy for the last 70,607 years but it is time for that ruling era to end. and to end this we are going to make it fast. on sunday the 8th of july 2022. a meteor this galaxy has never seen will hit this planet. a rock witch is made from pure uranium and 2 single atoms at the core of it will wipe the earth in a matter of 0.0004 seconds at the co ordinates of 37.2431° N, 115.7930° W. only the best will survive. goodluck citezens of planet earth
if u are seeing this u will die soon means u are going to die. co ordinates are if u are seeing this u will die soon
by goodbye earth October 5, 2020
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