National No Snitching Day

National no snitching day
Every 12th of November nobody can snitch on you. If they do you are allowed to punch them up to 30 times on their arm.

Person 1: *Steals pen*
Person 2: *snitches*
Person 1: You are not allowed to snitch, it's national no snitching day *punches on arm 27 times*

by Bob Graffer October 10, 2020

scorching fart

this is the worst fart in the world. they burn like hell and smell like a dead animal mixed with rotten egg. Also produce the most methane gas if there is an open flame the room will ignite

meg ripped a scorching fart that stunk up the entire room thank god there was no open flame.

by apple seller November 9, 2013

smutching

Eating Loudly

Hey Gwenda shut the fuck up. I can here you smutching from across the room!

by cop_ths June 11, 2017

skiching

The act of itching and scratching simultaneously

This pair of shih tzus are skiching all day and at night don't let me sleep. I will take them to the vet to get something for the fleas.

by vetclinician October 15, 2019

Scritchin

Scritch or Scritchin is the act of running away in shame.someone yells scritch to a stray dog or an unwanted person.the act of " scritchin" can loosely be identified as anything someone is doing.mundane or otherwise shady.could be also be used as an description of what someone really skanky is doing at the time

Man..look at that skanky dude Scritchin over there by that dumpster acting all shady!

by scritcher February 18, 2022

fence scratching

when someone is trying to jump a fence and keeps kicking the fence to get over it

saul: look at that guy fence scratching

by gaul sollins January 12, 2012

As Scathing As A YouTube Comment

Used after being given a really lame insult. Originated from internet trolls that think insulting someone in the YouTube comments is going to have an impact.

Frank: Dude, you're so dumb
Steve: I know you are, but what am I?
Frank: ...That was about as scathing as a youtube comment

by LiamOSM March 27, 2014