Schluck on the schleet

Another way to say slob on my knob or suck my cock. When you are mad at someone just tell them to go Schluck on the schleet. Also what you say to someone that is a brown-noser.

"John was being a kiss up last night so I told him to go Schluck on the schleet."

by Shanalmcanal May 13, 2016

Schmucked

Someone who has been fucked so hard they have turned into a skeleton or even into dust.

The Mummy IV: Schmucked To Death

by Theschmucker March 19, 2017

Schfuck

A Schmuck who is so bad that you don’t give a shit or a fuck about.

I always thought that Josh was just a schmuck, but after the antics he pulled last nighy, he is really a schfuck.

by $waggyT February 24, 2019

Schmucks Deluxe

When you don't need no bitches to survive.

That skank was hitting on me. I gave her the oleschmucks deluxe. Then went for a run.

by Stove piped your sister March 31, 2019

Schmück

A schmück is a extremely retarded person. This word is commonly used by Tom, his perm is gay and so is he.

Person: I heard Henry suck massive black cock.
Tom: what a schmück

by Henryhasasmollcock December 3, 2019

Schmuckler

A person with multifaceted skills in sports and partying. Usually used in concert with “mofo”

That schmuckler is The Mofo! He can play 10 sports and then solve a puzzle in 10 seconds while drinking 10 beers and dragging 10 dates. What a legend.

by JSize March 3, 2021

Schmuckle Fucks

When someone insults you then immediately attempts to engage in intercourse (oral, anal, vaginal, or other) in order to not get slapped.

After calling me a beach wacker she knew it was time for some schmuckle fucks in order to not get the slap down.

by Impudicus March 23, 2021