Schruted

To utterly and completely mess something up in a very irreversible manner. To fuck up big time. To make a big mistake. To make yourself look foolish. To suck a dick (no homo). To suck, period.

oh man i'm so sorry, i totally schruted that interview!

by Tatatatatony March 24, 2008

Schlump

The past tense of Schleep

"5 minutes ago, I was tired, so I decided to pschleep. Now im Schlump"

by RyeGuy77 May 14, 2018

schrimp

In Louisiana - Any of numerous mostly small and marine decapod crustaceans having a slender elongated body, a compressed abdomen, and a long spiny rostrum and including some that are commercially important as food.

People from southern Louisiana say:
Schrimp Gumbo
Schrimp Scampi
Schrimp & Broccoli

by Micalina December 10, 2007

schlumberger

Another term or phrase to refer a person of homosexual orientation.

"So yesterday I saw a guy on the street today, he was acting like a total Schlumberger."

by Tya_eats_ass October 26, 2017

schumann

a person who graduates high school and continues to come back to all the events, games even parties! they also like to talk a love of shit about the high school kids when he is a graduate.

yeah, hes a schumann

by joey mommy November 28, 2010

A Joel Schumacher Film

The words you should adhere as an extreme warning before seeing a movie that you might qualify as being 'Good'.

1. Warner Bros. Pictures Presents, A Joel Schumacher Film: "BATMAN & ROBIN"

by Mister E. November 15, 2006

Schlumped

When you are so miserable/high you’re just mentally tired.

"Bro my girl just dumped me" - Person A
"That sucks man you must be hella schlumped" - Person B

by Asshole.1234 May 25, 2018