utah roadblock

When you and your friends take up one whole side of the road with one car per lane going as far under the speed limit as you think you can get away with

We went out to do utah roadblocks today, we got honked at excessively.

by Carl395 August 20, 2007

Yellow Brick Road

When one follows their hopes and dreams

"Yo Dwag, you get out there and follow your Yellow Brick Road"

by Triple Bees July 9, 2017

Gentleman of the road

A "man of leasure" who spends his days rambling from one place to another,with a cheerful smile and a knapsack and stick over his shoulder,greeting people warmly and brightining up their lives.

In the real world a lice ridden tramp with a can of wife beater in one hand and a HIV filled syringe in the other,pissing against your front door and shouting incoherrently at passers by .

I used to be in a highly stressed stock dealership,wastein my life at work.But now im addicted to crack ive become a gentleman of the road with all the spare time in the world!! Couldn't give us 50p for a cup a tea mate?

by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004

bumpy road boner

When you're driving along a bumpy road, and the constant bumping around makes your body get confused due to all the penis flopage occuring within your pants, and to your surprise you get a boner. Also known as a "brb."

While taking the buggy for a spin I got a bumpy road boner and had to lie about why I didn't want to get up from the drivers seat. "I'm just checking the gauges," I said.

by crazy b February 11, 2005

Road Beef

A term commonly used in reference to the girls that are f'd on the long road trips for athletes.

Johnny enjoys his Miami road beef.

by Howie Hardass November 28, 2007

Roadmanian

The language that Roadmen speak.

Person 1: I can't understand what that roadman is saying.
Person 2: He's speaking Roadmanian innit.

by Roadmanian August 27, 2017

Road Pizza

Someone who gets mangled or destroyed by a car

Holy shit Kurtis just got turned into Road Pizza

by Ripo60 June 13, 2019