Robbelution

N. Social Movement founded in 2005 by an incredibly gaunt, yet wily leader, this new movement called for radical changes in student life such as total and complete dedication to schoolwork. It also spearheaded the abolishing of any and all social interactions that might hamper the course of such said dedication. It was through this method that he hoped all students would enjoy academic success.

However, not just anyone could claim membership. Admittance into such a group was solely based upon academic standards, and the Robbelution could boast some of the most selective and elite membership. It soon grew popular and grew to rival the power (and the corruption) of the Catholic Church

After the initial declaration, the Robelution found incredible Resistance from an anonymous counter-Robbelutionary said to be strategically covered in hair to fight off the harsh Cuban winters. It was this man that was said to be immune to the leader’s wiliness, oftentimes demonstrating it by getting inside the leader’s pants.

However the Robbelution did not end due to the counter-Robbelutionary .ended officially ended on a warm spring day in April 2006 when the honorable leader was actually found to be “having a good time…” not studying. Even his most profound admirers could not help but scream blasphemy.

It was then clear that the Robbelution was over. However, it is even clearer that its legacy will live on in the short term memory of those dumbasses that choose to read and/or believe this.

"Join the Robbelution or perish!"

by Justafa Boc April 30, 2006

Robbed my dick like Dick Robinson!!

An expression used when you were given a really nice blow job or basically given some really nice action involving the penis.

George: Hey, guess what?

Daniel: What?

George: Last night, your mom robbed my dick like Dick Robinson!!!

by 65846 July 5, 2010

Robbe

A very cool guy who everyone loves. He gets all the girls whenever he wants and has a huge penis.

Wow! This dude is such a Robbe

by Je naam October 8, 2018

Cock-Robber

A person who not only cock-blocks you completely, but also steals the action that you may have gotten.

I was hitting on this chick at the bar, right? But some guy with a motorcycle showed up and she left with him after he got her drunk, he was a total Cock-Robber.

by FeedYourMommaRight October 21, 2010

titty robbery

stealing fake tits from a blonde prostitute so you can wear them yourself

Greg: hey Billy I did a titty robbery,
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,

half an hour later

Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

The Bank Robber

When you are having sex with a chick, you get one of your friends to come in the room without her knowledge, and you switch places with him, without her knowing. You then leave the room and do something to attract her attention, such as going outside her window or going back into the room.

So I was doing this chick and me and my friend pulled off the bank robber and she was pissed

by littlebigdick February 6, 2009

Robbe

Some ginger who thinks he's cool but is hated by everyone

Yo, you know all the gingers in my grade are robbes.

by CurryMonster28 October 26, 2016