Picture Pooping

The act of forcing out a poop only to take an image of it and text it to an unexpecting friend or associate.

Person 1: You gotta stop picture pooping man...

Person 2: The picture poop I sent you today caught you off guard, admit it!

Person 1: Fuck man! That shit was orange and had specs of nuts and corn in it!

by OranageHasu December 4, 2012

Pooping Friends Network

When you and some friends poop together at a specific time during the day. You all stink up the bathroom together so you don't have to be ashamed-cause hey, you're all friends there anyway.

Kristin in Art class *checks watch*

Emma in Math class *checks watch*

Steph in English class *checks watch*

Marie in Econmics: *checks watch*

*they congregate in the bathroom and get it done*

Steph: Another sucessful dump-taking, people. yay for the Pooping Friends Network!

by MeTheTree December 6, 2006

Dry pooing

similar to the act of dry heaving except the inability to poo

Man I had to poo so bad today but I sat there dry pooing all day!

by Schweatyballs4all January 26, 2006

pooning

The Process of getting Poon Tang.

I wanted to hang out with you but you were too busy pooning your girlfriend

by Dooley July 11, 2006

reverse pooping

the act of shoving shit up your ass.

reverse pooping is so satisfying, you should try it

by saIad July 23, 2019

pouring bitches outside

Raining really hard.

Damn I just got my hair did and its pouring bitches outside!

by Nats68 September 19, 2009

Pouring milk first

The action of suicidally adding milk to your bowl before cereal, anyone who may use this method of Gordon Ramsay-ing is a bounty... get recked

The people who follow this act usually have something wrong with them as it is very abnormal, unnecessary and stupid.

Not only that, anyone who has the guts to pour milk in first can be extremely voilent, so it is best to stay as far away as possible from them.

“Did you see him pouring milk first?,” Taylor Swift exclaimed.

“He’s a hoe,” Gordon Ramsay replied.

by ImAHoeForSpongeBob May 6, 2019