Can't; Pooping

Used when someone asks/tells you to do something and you don't feel like it.

Can be replaced by anything ending in "-ing"

Dad: "Son get of the Couch and rake the leaves."
Son: "Can't; Pooping"

by BLUEBLAHBLEH December 16, 2011

Plopping

The practice of using multiple accounts and/or logins to manufacture the appearance of Internet Fame. The term recently jumped into meme lexicon because of a series of posts by a younger gamer named "plops" that was so transparently bad at cheerleading himself with his own forum logins, that he was laughed off the forums by most of its readers.

Douchebag 1: Hey, I'm douchebag 1! I'm famous for (fill in pointless internet thing nobody cares about).

Douchebag 1's anonymous login: Yeah he is famous for that! He's da greatess evar!!!

Everyone: Man, stop the plopping samefag.

by Zofryer February 28, 2009

pooping backwards

Participating in the act of anal sex.
-adjective form of poop backwards.

"How did your date go last night at the steakhouse?"

"Pretty damn good. We went back to her place and she let me fuck her like a porn star. I had her pooping backwards in no time."

by elemkay May 20, 2008

plowing new ground

1. To actually be farming land; digging into new dirt

2. Exploring new ideas; digging into new dirt

3. Fucking a girl for the first time; digging into new dirt

origin: Utah, circa 1869

originator: Joseph Smith; planting seeds, while creating a new religion, while sowing his seed with his 4 wives

1. "we're plowing new ground today, we've run out of space in the garden"

2. "with the new PenisPLUS Erection Extender, you will please her more than you could imagin!"

3. "i'm plowing new ground with jenny tonight. i might use that new Penis thing.."

by jesse March 29, 2004

Plomping

When a man flirts with a woman for the sole purpose of asserting his masculinity. The man may be trying to impress his friends or simply stroke his ego. It is implied that the man is not actually interested in the woman or her reaction but is flirting with her for other reasons. One who plomps is plompous or a plomp-ass.

The hot guy down the hall got drunk one night and tried to flirt with me in front of his friends, it was so weird! He was totally plomping.

by F023425 May 6, 2013

Plowing

When you ram fertilizer up your partners chosen orifice, screaming the best tractor impression you can.

Wow, last night David was plowing me so hard I'm going to smell like a horses asshole for weeks.

by Da Real Bulwark May 10, 2018

plowing new ground

slipping your dick into a pussy that it hasn't been into before. The dick is the plowshare and the pussy is the furrow.

"Jake was plowing new ground when he went home with Leah last night."

by Jake April 1, 2004