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piss bat 

A reference to one's penis when used in the act of a cock slap.
"So help me God, if you don't shut the fuck up you're going to meet the business end of my piss bat."

piss bat by humina February 8, 2007
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Piss Drawer 

A piss Drawer is exactly what it sounds like, it's a drawer full of piss.(just don't let your mom find out)
Oh shit mom found the piss Drawer.
Piss Drawer by Biggie trux February 13, 2019

piss pot pete

There was a girl named Casey Brown, she claimed no man could pin her down.

Over the hill came Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of swinging meat.

Pete was fast and made a pass, stuck his dingey up Casey’s ass.

Casey was smart and ripped a fart, blew Pete’s dingey all apart.

Back over the hill went Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of shredded wheat.
Piss Pot Pete he’s our man

piss enema 

Performing anal sex then urinating in their rectum.
That piss enema soothed my ass and made it feel nice and warm after you butt fucked me.
piss enema by LilSwine February 20, 2009

Piss Disc 

A prank, prevalent in college dorm rooms, in which the prankster urinates into a disc (such as a plate or frisbee) and freezes it in his/her refrigerator. After the urine is frozen, the perpetrator carefully removes the frozen disc from the container and slides it underneath a victims door. The piss subsequently melts and leaves a gargantuan mess.
"Dude, I heard Joey egged your car last night!"
"It's okay, I'm going to hit him with a piss disc later."
Piss Disc by Ginger_Asshole February 2, 2014

piss up in a brewery 

A 'piss up' is British slang for a drinking session, so if you couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, you really suck at organising things.
"Im getting married in a few months but I'm going to leave it to Steve to organise the reception"

"Fuck that! Steve couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery... I'll do it"
piss up in a brewery by L-Shizzle December 13, 2007