Pansexual

A person who is only sexually attracted to pans.

Guy 1: I didn't know Steve enjoys cooking! He bought a couple of new pans today.
Guy 2: Steve cant cook for shit. He's just Pansexual.

by Sum Sum Bitch February 23, 2021

Pansexuality

digging bussy, pussy, and all things gushy

car: man pussy, bussy, and gushy? that’s pretty chad yo
friend: yeah. pansexuality rocks… wait what’s gush-

by carthecheesepuff July 16, 2021

Pansexual Asexual

Everyone is hot...But they aren't

Me: im pansexual asexual

Someone: make up your mind

Me: N O

by NiekaNotAlive August 16, 2022

mah parse

When something interferes with personal glory. For example, when attempting a upper percentile video game damage parse (and succeeding) and something interferes with it and the parse ends. Other examples: you ignore game mechanics and die during the attempt; someone else ignores game mechanics and you die during the attempt; or someone doesn't hit "Ready" before the pull. Origin: Edamame Enterprises Raid Team on the Aerie Peak Server of the World of Warcraft.

I was going to parse and died because he ignored the mechanics, Mah Parse!

by Vuro98 July 4, 2017

pansexual

A fake sexuality made by kids from tumblr

Person 1: I'm le pansexual xD xD xD
Person 2: Hello my little special snowflake
Person 3: Do you fuck pans xD xD

by MoBros October 20, 2015

PanSexual

Sexually attracted to everything . Typically associated with extreme euphoric psychotic breaks with reality driven by extreme delusions of sexual grander..

Rush Limbaugh when he's not on his medication ....

Bill: Hey Jone, the dogs are acting weird again.

Jone: yeah those Pansexual Cowboys just rode into town.

by ~Slopysilver~ September 19, 2010

pansexuality

Bisexuality for people who are too cool to call themselves bisexual.

"Bisexuality? That's too mainstream. Pansexuality is for the truly open-minded. You probably don't even know what that means."

by G-Dale June 14, 2015