parkour

Simply put, the most creative way to get from point A to point B.

Person 1: Who did you just see Jimmy jump off the roof and make a backflip?! He should be in a circus! What is that move called?!?

Person 2: It's parkour, dude. And he was just getting the newspaper from his driveway as does every morning. You should see how he goes grocery shopping for some real entertainment.

by r14jPARKOUR November 6, 2011

parkour

when people that are meant to do gymnastics decide to do gymnastics outside and not calling it gymnastics because its not as cool sounding

-dude do u do gymnastics?
+no i do parkour
-difference?
+parkour is outside

by agent fro June 1, 2013

tyler at parkour

jumping running in smaller but hard paths. how is the way of the tyler at parkour. its a trick in parkour a wierd name but its when you are able to swing from a small/high hieght and move up or down effeiciantlly with no problems.

your on a monkey bar under you is a swing set you drop down swing from the swings and land. this is tyler at parkour.

by parkour expert114986 June 19, 2010

Milking Parlor

When a female kidnaps multiple men and holds captive until at least having eight in custody. At this point she places each in a head gate where they are able to eat a high protein ration. Meanwhile the woman attaches a modified set of milking equipment and removes the semen from each male. This is repeated twice a day for years, until each male dies off or has to be put down.

Isn't is sad what happened to Jeremy? Eight years ago he went missing, and they found his body last week in a milking parlor.

by Awesome sauce 69 June 16, 2018

parlor

To dance, drink, smoke weed and hang out with homies.

We'll be parloring up in that joint.

by bonneville babe February 6, 2005

Parkour

An act of having sex with your partner in many forms such as: Mouth-parkour, Hand-parkour, etc..

I had a victorious round of Hand-parkour yesterday.

We had some crazy Parkour.

Will you give me some Mouth-parkour?

by mongaloid27 July 24, 2011

parloring

The activity of touring massage parlors with a group of like-minded friends and degenerates. Especially relevant usage in urban areas with large Asian populations (i.e., San Francisco, New York).

Joe: What do you want to do after the horse track?

Matt: You wanna go parloring after? I hear the service at the Sunshine Spa is excellent.

Joe: Sounds delightful.

by SleazeyE March 27, 2009