paddle pilot

A video game player that only plays on game consoles such as Nintendo, PlayStation, Xbox. They are typically considered a lower caste of game players who know little about anything other than the games they play. All consoles have controllers that resemble some shape of paddle

"Hey did you ask James how much framerate his game rig needs to run the new Call of Duty? " "Naw, he's just a paddle pilot, and wouldn't understand"

by Oregonian_Son August 31, 2017

Dawgy Paddle

That thing African Americans do (or don’t do if we’re honest) in the pool. You know exactly what we mean.

“Man, Jerome done did the dawgy paddle. Rest in peace homie.”

by Ohioan By Choice December 2, 2023

Japanese Paddle

Decorative wooden paddle given to American business executives upon touring the red light district in Tokyo. Like a gift from the Kentucky Bourbon Trail but from whore houses.

Brian’s mom used the Japanese paddle to discipline the kids. Brian’s dad would say paddle me Senpai uWu in the other room.

by Brian’s Dad February 21, 2022

Paddle peeking

When one glances at another’s phone without permission.

Dan: (looks at Carl’s phone)
Carl: What up bro?! No paddle peeking!

by Adoreizi March 14, 2020

sissy paddle

Another name for a kick board in swimming. This term is usually used by more experienced swimmers to tease less skilful swimmers.

Also known as:
Bitch Board
Pansy Paddle

“Hey! I just got the sissy paddles for the newbies.”

by Lupoleopard August 13, 2018

Om Paddle

A man whose family comes from Gujarat and is very direct with his words and advice, but it all comes from a place of love no matter how insulting it may sound. Om Paddle, as a Gujarat, is extremely cost-efficient with his funds, making sure no bit of currency is wasted. A very dedicated man who will pursue his goals without letting anything get in his way or distract him. Paddle is also very good at playing mobile games and loves the homies' meats.

Person 1: Have you seen Om Paddle?
Person 2: Yeah, he was negotiating with a sales rep over the last dollars of a down payment for his car.

by FlashedMoth June 5, 2025

the texas paddle

You technically hit a kid in the face with a 20 ounce steak

" come'eer you son of a bitch your getting the texas paddle".

by pocket pussy frank June 18, 2018