shelf

The small of a woman's back. Short for cum-shelf, because it's where a guy will often bust a nut when he's doing it doggie style in a porn flick, usually poolside.

Closely related shelf art
Dude I busted a nut on her shelf! Right on top of her shelf art.
by CB January 18, 2005
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Top Shelf

Expressing somthing as super awesome and or hot.
Somthing that is dank.
Wow dude that chick is "Top Shelf"
dude this dank is "Top Shelf"
by Jacob Soltero January 10, 2012
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A top shelf magazine contains 'men's interest material', making it unsuitable for minors to look at and therefore it is put out of their reach on the top shelf in the newsagent.
"If you're looking for 'Shaven Asian Babes' you'll find it on the top shelf."
by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004
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when u take off the top part of a toilet and shit in there.
dude go top shelf that shit.
by lkldjjsk June 30, 2004
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Elf on the Shelf

When the penis rests perfectly on a large pair of balls
Saw this guy on come out of the pool with an elf on the shelf.
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Top Shelf

Excreting one’s fecal matter in such a way that disrupts the olfactory nerves for several days. Originally thought to originate from the 1700’s, recent carbon dating tests reveal top-shelving dates back to the 1400’s. Early techniques of the Top-shelving were in the form of crapping in someone’s sandals and/or robe. Towards the 1800’s the technique evolved, and crapping in one’s wagon, and became the standard practice of implementing a top-shelf. In the 20th Century the top-shelf has taken on a new face. Today’s modern top-shelf are a based upon removing the lid of a toilet and taking a fat deuce in the tank. Typically, the day before completing a top-shelf you want to load up on crabs and fajitas so that your crap will have lethal properties.
1. People that are from California are so used to stinky poopy dicks, that top-shelves are welcomed in non-smoking bars.

2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.

3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.
by Doc September 29, 2003
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While doing it doggy-style he pulled out his penis and decided to go top shelf.
by mdiaz April 28, 2005
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