Definitions by mdiaz

top shelf 

noun.
-anal sex with a woman.

While doing it doggy-style he pulled out his penis and decided to go top shelf.

top shelf by mdiaz April 28, 2005

hard deck 

Noun.
-The youngest age of a woman/girl that a man will engage in sexual contact, usually dictated by law, but can be personal preference.

The age of consent is 16 in this state, but his hard deck is 18.

hard deck by mdiaz April 28, 2005

R.O.I. 

acronym for Return On Investment
- applied to sexual relations earned after spending time and money trying to garner a woman's favor. (Ex: . Usage Note: The person who receives the ROI does not have to be the person that put the time in. Ex: Jason spent months taking Laura out and spent lots of money, but his friend Mike got the ROI. Editor's Note: thanks are due to Jason Cox for creating this term

After 14 dates worth of dinners and drinks he still had not received his R.O.I.

R.O.I. by mdiaz April 28, 2005