needle dick

A very small and thin dick, reminiscent of the size of a needle or as thin and as short as a needle. Very similar to a baby dick, or a micro penis or even a teeny-weeny, due to the very small size of it.
Rachel said "Gareth, you have a very small penis, a needle dick! hahahahahaha"
by GarethB February 11, 2006
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pins and needles

person 1:dude did you hear that new billy talent song pins and needles

person 2: yea it was pretty awesome eh
by Mike Jaworski September 06, 2006
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needle dick

atit patel has a needle dick
by ryan May 25, 2003
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Space Needle

to go crazy. to do something erratic or unexpected. also to do something extraordinary. originating in Seattle, Washington.
damn son these cats out here going space needle on this kayak.
by sticks1984 July 22, 2011
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ass needle

Similar to a dildo, yet it is the male genitalia where it can be inserted into the rear. For a lack of a better word, used for gay sex.
Oh Bernard, do me with your ass needle!
Oh baby - PROTRUDE me!
by Butter Monkey February 11, 2008
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needle chode

The rare instance where a dick is as wide as a needle dick, and shorter than it is wide.
His dick is so thin and so short that it is a needle chode.
by cmbgators216 October 24, 2008
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Thread the Needle

The series of motions, performed by some men when attempting to urinate while afflicted with morning wood, whereby they bend at the waist and squat while tucking the junk. This guides everything that would be sticking up back to the down position, thereby avoiding spills and crush related injuries.
What's wrong Karl, why are you walking like that?

I forgot to thread the needle this morning.

or

Roomate1: WTF, who pissed on the floor in here!?!

Roomate2: Oops, sorry dude. I forgot to thread the needle this morning.
by WeirdVanGuy December 31, 2009
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