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Myspace Tom

The guy who created an entire website for teens to keep in touch instead of using e-mail or cell phones. (We all know actual real life contact ceased some time ago.)
I am Myspace Tom. I created yet another way for people to avoid each other!
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myspace pose

The pose someone does when taking a photograph of themselves with their webcam for their myspace page. Religiously overused by emos, goths and the like. Clearly you will not be accepted as normal without performing the pose.
Instructions on how to create the my space pose:
1. Position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.

Myspace poses can also be found on similar networking sites such as bebo and msn.
I've never been popular on myspace. Maybe if I do the myspace pose I will finally be accepted for who I am.
by Jonny #W September 8, 2006
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myspace whore

(noun): A person who signs onto myspace whenever they have free time. They change their pictures every three or so days. If their pictures don't instantly have 490 comments on their new pictures, they post several bulletins stragticlly saying, "<b>NEW PICZZZZ! COMMENT PLZZZZ!!!</b>" This is also true for if they don't get 670 regular comments every time they sign on. To be a myspace whore, you have to have <i>at least</i> 1500 friends.

Believed to have derived from the word whore. People <i>very cleverly</i> added the word myspace in front of it. This phrase originated between 2003 and 2005.
OMG, Stacey is such a myspace whore! She posts bulletins like every five minutes! She must have atleast three thousand friends she doesn't even know!
by Claire S.... February 13, 2006
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Myspace Whore

not what most people have said.
A person who spends a lot of time on myspace, but while on there, posts bulletins and sends messages to other people telling them to add so and so, and the person they're 'whoring' does the same for them.
Person 1: Whore me? I have 5k friends!
Person 2: Ok, just click my button and whore me too!

Whoring Bulletin:
Add Sam! She's super hot!
She comments!
(Persons Pic Here)

Thats what a myspace whore does.
by Tyffany December 22, 2005
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MySpidiot

1. A loser (usually male) who users MySpace as a primary means of getting laid.

2. A MySpace user who has a enlarged view of himself and attacks others who threatens this mindset. See: Fanboy.

3. A older male MySpace user whole trolls MySpace for young booty.
"This MySpidiot called me a asshole because I said X-Men 3 was just okay."
by Christopher N August 26, 2006
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myspace friend

A person who you consider a friend but do not really know them at all. Sort of like your mllionth friend on myspace.
I don't really know john, he's just my myspace friend
by shituation room May 21, 2008
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Myspace Makeover

Much like a home makeover, but for your myspace. May include such additions as pictures, blogs, backgrounds, videos, and other Myspace jargon. A Myspace makeover is much larger than a simple myspace update and is usually done less than once every 3 months.
I haven't updated my Myspace in months. I think its time for a Myspace Makeover.
by SamuelRoss December 25, 2008
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