muttonsqueezer

A muttonsqueezer is an unfortunate soul with no smoobies to caress.

"Lookie yonder at that there muttonsqueezer! Poor sap musta 'aint got no smoobies to put a clutch on!"

by MMarc0 February 11, 2005

mutation

A newb socom player.

Hey Mutation you just got owned by OutKast!

by OutKast August 30, 2003

muttoner

a sheep reared especially for mutton.

He has bought a muttoner.

by uttam maharjan April 23, 2011

Mutton dressed as ham

An alternative to mutton dressed as pig which means the same thing - old, usually fat, unattractive women all tarted up and looking repulsive.

"I went to ladies night at the working mens club on the weekend... there was some mutton dressed as ham I can tell you!"

by HamSandwich2 March 16, 2009

muttonstrumpet

An attractive older woman between 40 & 60 who dresses in fashionable gear, is sohisticated and still has the x factor

'she's getting on a bit, but a real muttonstrumpet.' Possible 'muttonstrumpet' Madonna

by Dick Shone 'Arry October 18, 2003

mutton face

a drunken homeless person that sports a mullet and bad odor.

Hey man check out that mutton face over there. His sign is upside down and he pissed himself!

by Jr Black January 19, 2009

mutton chops

sideburns that usually apply to gay people or faggots, example: elvis.

Todd's mutton chops kick ass

by Patrick February 22, 2005