Manalapan

The Laguna Beach of New Jersey.

A Laguna girl wears Uggs, North Faces, Abercrombie, Coach bags, and Juicy. Manalapan Girl wears Uggs, North Faces, Abercrombie, Coach Bags, and Juicy. The show, Laguna Beach, is fake, Manalapan drama is fake. Laguna girl grows up to live in The Hills....hmmm I wonder where the Manalapan girl will end up.

by gottalovelivinghere May 6, 2010

Mangladesh

A place where one would get mangled.

We got front row tickets to Mangladesh last night. Make that backstage passes!

by Pauly B May 9, 2005

Manalapan

A town in which the majority of girls are sluts and dress from clothes that are from the Children's Place (seriously, wear clothes that actually fit you and that aren't 20 sizes too small?) and where guys are players and wear their pants down to their ankles. Oh, and if you don't smoke weed, go to parties and get wasted, or go to hookah bars, you aren't cool. "Legit" is in EVERY girl's vocabulary, and "i'm peeing" equals "that's so funny!" Little middle school girls go to Pure because they're trying to cool. Oh, and most Manalapan people tyPppE liiIkkEee thhHiSs.

Typical Manalapan Girl: OMG. I can't! I'm peeing!

by someonewhospeaksthetruth March 14, 2011

Manila Envelope

When a man is with two Filipino women, one of whom is giving him fellatio while the other gives him analingus.

I went to the Philippines and hooked up with two locals who gave me a Manila Envelope.

by Syrian Squad Bay Ninja January 17, 2011

Manuela

a random person who really likes memes and is clueless. Manuela’s lack of sleep and can be reckless sometimes. Manuela’s never admit to liking someone and will attack you if needed. Manuela’s come off as quiet but once you know them for a while they are really annoying and loud. They are very insecure and has a lot of dark jokes. If a Manuela thinks you’re a decent person she will respond to your text as soon as she can. Manuela’s are very good at faking smiles.

Oh you mean Manuela? She’s pretty quiet in class
Manuela is so quiet but she can also be really loud

You mean Manuela? Hell no

by this is a bad idea July 5, 2019

polish sex manual

In ---->

Out <---

Repeat!

Most privates (military rank) are so stupid they couldn't fuck their mothers with the aid a polish sex manual.

by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot August 31, 2011

manland

male genitals - from TV's "Home Improvement"

Don't go messing around in manland.

by John December 2, 2003