Madam Pipi

A self-proclaimed time travelling gypsy charlatan incarnated from the dust of Tankwa Town. She is a woman of arresting beauty and disconcerting radience. She is charming, mischievous, saucy, and has been certified by a team of expert alienists to be completely mad. The diagnosis indicates that on the Standard Spectrum of Madness she lies between a Hatter and a Sack of Cats.

Interestingly studies have shown that her fortune telling is in fact remarkably accurate, implying that while she claims to be a charlatan she is in fact not.

I first encountered Madam Pipi and her accomplice Tipsi Gypsi while strolling along Thomas street in Cambridge in 1664. They invited me to join them for refreshment in a nearby tavern. I awoke several days later to find myself lying in a gutter suffering from a strange alien malady. For a time I was able to perceive sound in the form of light and indeed other invisible vibrations, and vice versa. Also, to my surprise I found I could visualize fluxions in a multi-dimensional space unknown to me yet strangely familiar (Isaac Newton, 1773)

by AtoMick June 9, 2018

Madame large nez

A french expression representing the large size of someone's nose, regardless of the gender.

Holy shit, did you see that madame large nez over there?

Yeah, that's my mom...

by twigyboi February 4, 2019

Madalie

the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. she is so perfect no matter what she does. she is normally short. she has the best personality you will ever find. she can be her own person so easily, she is adorable.

wow that girl is so hot call her madalie

by lkich76 May 25, 2019

Madagascar

To smile and wave, in order to avoid confrontation. Just like the penguins from the movie Madagascar.

If you find yourself in a difficult situation, just Madagascar it.

by Matt-taylor December 2, 2019

Revenge of Madame PeePee

when you have to pay to use the bathroom you make it a point to piss everywhere except in the toilet/urinel

"Hey Jimmy, 30 cents says you can't hit the top of the mirror"

by Buzzsaw Jones March 17, 2005

Nutty Madam

someone, usually female (often times it is hard to tell) who is fat and grossly obsessed with Twilight

Emily: Oh my god, did you see how Amanda freaked out when she saw the trailer for that New Moon movie?
Bria: Yeah, she's a total nutty madam!

by I Dont Like Twilight! <3 November 20, 2009

Madalynne

super cute, is usually an amazing dancer ... very flexible. and loves with all their heart. will be the best friend you've ever had, because their so kind caring funny and outgoing and you'll always have a great time with them. falls for a cute boy right when she sees him.

My bestfriend is definitely a Madalynne ...

by setxrtvygbgfhdgxsctfyvgub January 2, 2012