Appalachian Creek Manatee

(family Trichechidae, genus Trichechus) are large, hybrid land/aquatic, carnivorous mammals sometimes known as creek cows. The Appalachian creek cow lives primarily in the Great smoky mountains national park, gatlinburg, pigeon forge, and Sevierville Tennessee and sightings have been confirmed in a small suburban neighboorhood Hinkle Estates in Tennessee. The creek cow primarily feeds on Golden Corral, Ryans Buffet, Mcdonalds, KFC, and taco bell to help keep the creek cows thick blubbery coat. The creek cow migrates to these regions from unknown locations to breed and to feed on high calorie diets. Creek cows are dangerous and can charge, swaying its massive blubbery turkey neck killing anything in its path just for a something a simple as a beefy crunch burrito or a Mcdouble.

As my friends and I got out of the car to swim in the creek we noticed KFC chicken buckets, burger king wrappers, and empty gallons of chocolate milk containers, we instantly knew an Appalachian creek manatee was close and left the area.

by thisguyfromsomewhere July 12, 2012

Anger management

Something I need at the present moment.

Especially after seeing something that I dislike.

Anger management.

Person 1: Talk about my sister, brother, cousin, friend, one more time and see what happens to you!

Person 2: Damn, looks like she needs some anger management.

Person 1: No, maybe if you would just get a life and stfu.

by hilarity and such April 20, 2013

mandeep

A state of personality deriving from people who suffer much pain from society and may even influence themselves to change their names. These people are likely to be very intuitive, strange, and creative. Longing for a purpose, usually in the arts department.

Jim- Why does that kid always sit in class and draw really strange but meaningful stuff?

Pops- I don't know, he is so mandeep.

by JKimblnater August 5, 2011

Manager

Someone who supervises your work and sits in the back pretending to work on the computer. Gets paid twice as much to do so. If they are of the opposite sex, you will sooner or later realize that you secretly want to fuck them.

She had a dream that she slept with her manager, who she hates for being a perfectionist at work.

by Crazyevil June 17, 2008

retail manager

A person that takes credit for a job well done without having any involvement. Can also be used to describe a person with his head firmly inserted in his own anus.

By this definition, Rick is the best retail manager in the world.

by bbyh8r December 17, 2002

Seagull-Management

Seagull-management, A manager who files in making allot of noise, shits on everything, then leaves.

Dude, why are you doing that?
New process mate.
Process has been changed again??

Yeah, total Seagull-management.
What a douche...

by LiegeTai March 5, 2015

management

An ambiguous entity that typically occupies the upper floors of buildings belonging to corporations. Management creates policies, procedures, and various directives designed to stagnate a workforce’s creativity while simultaneously providing obstacles to the accomplishment of work.

Ted: Oh, my God! Now I have to fill out this stupid checklist and run it through QA before I can start the machine after shift changeover.

Ralph: That’s management for you.

by Kate Sjostrand February 19, 2008