sloppy lube

When the lubrication is just so exquisite that your bed turns into a waterbed. It is sloppy because the fluids are going everywhere and splatter your picture of your mother and father whom died in a car crash.

The sloppy lube made my room moist for a whole week.

by OHYESYESBABY October 9, 2018

Lube Jesus

Lube Jesus is a god said to have an biliary to transform water to lube, his ability allows him to burst into your house with lube and fuck the shit out of you

Maaan Michael really just lost his virginity to Lube Jesus

by Cloud buyyy April 15, 2021

Lube tube

Lube tube is the female version of a douchebag. Usually identifiable by the wearing of uggs and a northface. If wearing sweatpants too, then definitely a lube tube.

While walking around the mall I saw a whole pack of Lube Tube's.

by lthater December 2, 2009

lube job

The act of lubricating a vagina with semen.

I gave your momma a lube job this morning before I went to work.

by dbookerman March 31, 2011

Lube Sock

A sock designated for masturbation

I got tired of cleaning up after jerking off with tissue; I decided to start using a Lube Sock.

Why is this sock so crusty and yellow?
-Oh, it's just one of my Lube socks.

by pizza234 January 13, 2011

Spit Lube

The act of using ones spit as a lubricant, mostly used by pornstars and desperate people.

Damian had no lubricant, so he used a bit of spit lube and frigged away.

by ninjajosh October 16, 2008

woodside lube

jerking off with any lubricant possible

i jerked off with woodside lube yesturday

by stephen k. May 6, 2006