Loftus

An adjective used to describe an annoying person who is obtuse or stupid. Similar to goofus or dorkus.

Rich is a total loftus, always saying innapropriate things and telling stupid stories.

by sarana July 26, 2008

lofted

Another word to describe being high.

Doug: Dude, are you okay?
Matt: Yeah man. I am so lofted right now.

by I_made_this_in_my_sleep November 8, 2011

Lofted

To get high on something, usually unintentionally or more than expected.

I got pretty lofted after railing an adderol and chasing it with a beer last night.

by usnuzeuluze September 3, 2010

Leftclick

One who guzzles Cum

I love to leftclick!

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

loft-a-minium

A new construction live/work 'loft' designed to mimic an old school style converted warehouse.

Joe said his party was at his new loft? Joe's celebrating the purchase of his new loft-a-minium.

by peter samuels December 30, 2007

LOLTCU

Laughing Out Loud Then Coughing Uncontrollably

do you know what this means? ))<>((
2:16 PM S: ))<>(( ?

is it an asian vag?

me: LOL

i'm actually smokers coughing at that
2:17 PM LOLTCU

by boomboomvondoom January 27, 2010

Loflchinese

A chinese that is ROFL'ing really bad and wants to say ROFL, but because everyone knows chinese people can't say the R he says LOFL

Dude 1: Mate, did you see ho chin fu ROFL yesterday?

Dude 2: Yes! He was a real loflchinese

by p3rfect hs October 13, 2010