urethra lapping

a female licking the urethra of a penis to generate more semen which can be an antidepressant.

The housewife was urethra lapping her historical husband to up her well-being.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

laoise

very busty young women whos mother is a talented cook and knows how to work her melons!

Dude did yyou see laoises boobs and her mums melons! Wow!

by o-Dog moonbag April 7, 2008

Laposta

Italian slang for lazy person with a small dick. In some areas its used to describe someone unusually skinny, pedophilia, and I've even heard homosexual. The word has different meaning based on where its said, but it all references Italians.

After a threesome with some extremely hot girls, Jason, who was not performing up to satisfaction, was told that he was a Laposta.

by The One Italiano January 5, 2009

Mucker from Laois

Irish slang

An Irish farmer/culchie from Laois

girls from the Bog land

irish mucker

I woke up beside some mucker from Laois

by MacInBlack April 17, 2020

LaPorte

the coolest city, located in Indiana.

a place where cool people are found.

I really want to live in LaPorte!

by himom:) October 9, 2008

lapoopoo

glamourous, glitzy version of shit

This day has been lapoopoo so far!!

by copyrighter(c) June 4, 2007

lapo'dore

when one of your friends or family act bitchy they become a lapo'dore

boy 1: can you have company?

boy 2: no cause my mom not here.

boy 1: dude you 13 years old and cant have company when your mom is not home?

boy 2: nope!

boy 1: ask her!

boy 2: dont feel like it and plus she go say no

boy 1: you never know.....dude you a lapo'dore

by wte June 20, 2011