boob knocked

Boob knocked. To be boob knocked means to be smacked in the face with some large breasts so much so that a nipple shaped impression can often be left on one's cheek.

Anna, that really hurt when you boob knocked me in the kitchen last night, just look at my face.

by Bum face May 12, 2006

Knock Me

Shooting someone down for everything they say. As if you just assume they wont do something they say they will.

Mhmm dont try to knock me just yet.

by bubbly_blonde23 July 15, 2014

Knick Knock

To knock on someone's door then run and hide and watch the confusion go on.

Let's go knick knocking tonight!

by darkbrown1 April 23, 2009

Nig-Knocker

A blunt object used for beating black people with.

"I'm going to get my nig-knocker and knock that nigger out!'

by Fonzdrew October 16, 2008

douche knocker

Male version of a skanky whore.

Chris is sleeping with that dirty mutha-fuckin how's-ya-mama again; he's a good for nothin douche knocker!

by nancy & tina May 13, 2005

hocker knocker

When you lift the top off a toilet and take a shit in it, causing a disgusting job for the person who has to clean it up. First publicly referenced in American Pie; Beta House, when the guy takes a dump in the top of the john while yelling Hocker Knocker baby!

Dude 1: So did you score with that chick who took you to her house last night?
Dude 2: No man she was a total prude and I couldn't get any
Dude 1: So what'd you do?
Dude 2: I pulled a hocker knocker and ditched that bitch!

by IhadTo CleanItUp January 10, 2009

Dork Knocker

Term used to describe a ponytail worn by a man who has gone totally bald on top but not the sides or back of his head. Usually grown to compensate for the baldness in hopes of still appearing virile to younger women. Similar to the comb over, but less obvious.

Commonly found on guys over 40 that work in comic book stores.

"Jesus, that old guy's got a a serious dork knocker going. Who's he trying to kid?"

by Creeping Gibs January 5, 2010