The state of mind and physical appearance assumed after finish a vast quantity Jagermeister. Usually characterized by loud exaggerated claims of physical/sexual prowess, wanton destruction of anything in the immediate vicinity, and the complete abandonment of any standards regarding the opposite sex.
"Dude did you see John turn into the Jagermonster last night? He told the entire party that he could jump rope with his dick, drop-kicked the front door off its hinges, then got head from the albino chick!"
by J.M.D.U. January 30, 2008
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Loves weeb stuff and anything interesting or out of the ordinary.
If the individual was an RPG(role-playing game character this would be their stats)
Possible class
Healer
The members who care most about the team. They are never really credited but sadly they are the most important team members.
Mage
their love for knowledge has driven them to learn and master the art of magic
Druid
The love for animals and nature has guided them on this path.
Stats
_________
Intelligence: 10
Strength: 4
Stealth: 10
Communication: -1
Height: -1
Move set
awkwardness(Passive)
-passively makes everything around them awkward.
Disappearance(skill)
-Can cast disappear at any time fading away from society and its problems.
Claw
-Trows a bunch of cats at someone.
Care(Aura)
-The softness of her heart has overtime allowed her to attain passive Aura care. This heals anybody ina radius close to her.
Loves weeb stuff and anything interesting or out of the ordinary.
If the individual was an RPG(role-playing game character this would be their stats)
Possible class
Healer
The members who care most about the team. They are never really credited but sadly they are the most important team members.
Mage
their love for knowledge has driven them to learn and master the art of magic
Druid
The love for animals and nature has guided them on this path.
Stats
_________
Intelligence: 10
Strength: 4
Stealth: 10
Communication: -1
Height: -1
Move set
awkwardness(Passive)
-passively makes everything around them awkward.
Disappearance(skill)
-Can cast disappear at any time fading away from society and its problems.
Claw
-Trows a bunch of cats at someone.
Care(Aura)
-The softness of her heart has overtime allowed her to attain passive Aura care. This heals anybody ina radius close to her.
Dude1: DId you see that other girl has the same skills as Thea jaeger
Dude2: what skills, and where is she?
Dude3: Exca.. *Gets hit by a bag of cats*
Dude2: what skills, and where is she?
Dude3: Exca.. *Gets hit by a bag of cats*
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Can I have two pints of your finest JAGERBOMB ale please JAGERBOMBS sir.....JAGERBOMBS!!!! Jagerbomb tourettes
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Jager in a shot glass dropped into half a can of Red Bull in a highball glass makes a Jager Bomb! Enjoy!
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