Jaffa

In British slang it means someone that has a low sperm count. Jaffa is an orange that is seedless (hence the name)

Also in Britain Jaffa Cakes are a type of biscuit/cake that are chocolate covered with a fruit inside

In British slang it can also mean someone with red hair

Bill: Can you have kids?
Terry: Nah, I'm a Jaffa
Bill: What do you mean?
Terry: I'm seedless

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Bill: I'm hungry
Terry: Want some Jaffa cakes?

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Bill: You are a prat
Terry: Well you're a jaffa head
Bill: Don't make fun of gingers!

by CupOfTeaz October 6, 2009

Jamtart

A person who is tender-hearted, despite trying to appear tough.

That big tough guy is just a jamtart, he cried at the end of the movie Ghost.

by Pathfindersfarm October 26, 2011

Jaffa caking

When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.

Omg dude I Was Jaffa caking myself last night, my mums Victoria sponge flew everywhere

by Jaffacakemaster October 10, 2019

jafaka

person who pretends they are from jamaica

white boy born in england puts on a caribbean accent

by princess jellybaby March 24, 2003

JAFT

Just Another Fu€king Team

JAFT won their 23rd hockey tournament last week.

by JAFT Hockey June 29, 2016

Jaffa's

When a certain person is chatting shit and or waffling. Means they are talking straight shit out of their mouth.

"Your chatting Jaffa's now Peter"
Tommy: "I think GCSE's are tomorrow"
Wilson: "Stop chatting Jaffa's Tommy"

by nasmeister June 9, 2018

Batty Jaffa

A male who cannot produce sperm from his penis.

'I heard there was problems in the bedroom, but I didn't know he was a batty jaffa!'

by Wheres Wally October 8, 2007