Isopod

A CRUSTACEAN not an INSECT please do not get the wrong information. Also a wholesome memes that brings life to people.

My pet ISOPOD is named Matthew.
Do not eat ISOPODS.
Don't confuse ISOPODS with Tide pods.

by Dogpotato January 29, 2018

iPod shuffle

The newest member of the iPod line. Consisting of a white plastic bar with a wheel and the shuffle button, it is mainly geared towards the low end user. Offered in 500MB and 1GB models costing 99 and 150 dollars respectively.

Clyde had always wanted to get an iPod, but they were far too expensive for his lifestyle, until the iPod shuffle was released

by Stevie Wonder on Crack January 11, 2005

ipod photo

an iPod that allows the customer to listen to music and watch pornographic images on the go.

I bought an iPod photo so that i could masturbate in style in public bathrooms.

by Da playa 69 August 25, 2005

iPod

Everything wrong with western society contained within a small media player.

Person A: OMG, dude! I just bought an ipod!

Person B: What, on purpose?

by _Larry_ July 21, 2005

iPod

A popular MP3 player used to play music. Made by Macintosh it is renowned for it's dodgyness.

John: My iPod just broke.
Jane: What did you do to it?
John: I turned it on.

by Bez May 13, 2005

ipod

(noun) a waste of money

I just spent 1,000 on my new iPod only to find out other mp3 players that do the exact same thing cost much less because I'm a fucktard.

by St. Thomas June 24, 2005

DJ iPod

Someone who hooks their iPod to speakers for a party and approaches the iPod occasionally to adjust the volume or skip to the next track.

I was too lazy to get a real DJ to perform at this party, so I declared myself DJ iPod.

by Satyendra March 13, 2009