ipod 

A portable music playing device that is awesome, unfortunately haters feel that they must flame it just because they don't like them.

Ipod owner: Hey I just bought an ipod check it out!

Hater: Noez!!11!! i h8 teh ipodzzz th3y suxorz you fuckin emo fag get a zen or a zune

Ipod owner: Um, Its my money, I can buy what I want fucktard.

Hater: STFU ipodz sux

Ipod owner: Fuck off, stupid mac hating microsoft fanboy

ipod by Ipods rock December 13, 2008

ipod 

I really don't know why so many people are hating on the iPod. I, personally, think it's great. While it's more expensive than some MP3 players that do the same thing, it just appeals to me more than other MP3 players. I think it has great battery life, the videos look really good, and I really like the click wheel. Sure, it's a pretty penny, but I think it's very worth it. I didn't buy it because I wanted to look cool, I bought it because I wanted a reliable MP3 player that looked nice, was easy to use, and was sturdy.

However, the headphones they give you are COMPLETE SHIT. Mine broke after a day and I had to buy new ones. LAME.

"Hey guys I got an iPod!"
"You retard, a Creative Zen is like way cheaper and has the same storage."
"Uh..FUCK YOU because iPods are way better.."

ipod by madcow4668 August 24, 2007

ipod 

the item that is very commonly baught all because people belive they are the best
when truly, ipods are junk
fucking horrible little shit mongrals

i want to smash your ipod

ipod by frozenbrains October 3, 2006

iPod 

An iPod is a financial black hole, designed to combat the problem of money becoming concentrated around individual people. Them iPod works via the capitalist interaction, which can be thought of as one of the five fundamental interactions (along with the gravity, strong, electromagnetic and weak interactions). The iPod absorbs money from entities possessing large amounts of it, and slowly emits the energy contained in the money as molecular vibrations. During this process, the energy contained in the battery power of the iPod is also emitted as molecular vibrations, and when this reaches zero, the functionality of the iPod disappears.

The field strength per dollar of an iPod is given by the following equation:

Field strength per dollar = - iPod capacity / (4 * pi * permittivity of free space * (distance between iPod and money)^2)

where iPod capacity is measured in gibibytes, and distance in metres.

Little Johnny has $40. His wallet is 1 metre away from an iPod. The iPod has a capacity of 40 GiB. Using the formula, Little Johnny's money is subjected to a force of magnitude approximately 10^13 Newtons by the iPod. No wonder he wouldn't shut up asking for one.

iPod by The dude in Zelda that wears green January 3, 2007

ipod 

The mix CD of the 21st century

Dude? You still have mix CDs? Please. You know everyone has an ipod now.

ipod by DizzyLizzy December 12, 2007

iPod 

An Apple-made device that can play downloaded music. iPods cost around $250 in stores, but are remarkably easy to win online.

I don't have an iPod, but I have still managed to salvage some self-esteem.

iPod by Diggity Monkeez June 11, 2006

iPod 

Music player designed by Apple computers. Among such other innovations as G5 processor, iMac, PowerBook, Airport Express, and much much more. All hail Steve Jobs!!
Go Macs!

Jobs: Let's give PC users a taste of our power with this sample product, dubbed "iPod"

iPod by Praetorian Guard June 11, 2006