happy tissue

tissue used to wipe off bodily fluids expressed as a result of masturbation, typically from a male, but also applicable to females.

CB: How long has it been since you've been laid?
Jane: It's been a while...
CB: Oh wait...is that why I saw all those happy tissues near your bed?
Jane: Yup! I conk out afterwards and forget to clean up.

by 2PWC January 26, 2009

Cock Happy

A description that can be applied to a male or female. When applied to a male it usually means that he thinks only about sex and is only happy when he is using his cock and is happy to use it on any female even the most minging munter imaginable. When applied to a female the implication is that she is a nymphomaniac and is only happy when she has a cock (any cock) inside her.

Malcolm would be cock happy, but he hasn't got one.
Janice is cock happy, but even she draws the line at Malcolm.

by Croatalin January 11, 2014

happy bag

A bag of weed that you either got for free, already made back your money on, or got for free. You are happy because the entire thing can be smoked free of charge for yourself

I bought a quarter pound, sold some, when all was said and done I made back my money and had an ounce for a happy bag.

by pothead January 6, 2004

happy mondays

Bunch of scallies who made a few million quid then pissed it up the wall. Revolutionised indie, rock and dance music in the process. Also introduced ecstasy to the north of England.

"That DJ was a cunt"
"I know, he didn't even have any Happy Mondays"

by Peter Vancouver November 1, 2006

happy grass

weed...yeah thats really all...just ... weed

man, we smoked a pound of happy grass last night

by satans_whore_666 April 4, 2006

happy popcorn

This is a sick invention created by some dude in an ecstasy lab who put ecstasy-induced butter on popcorn. Popcorn covered with this deliciously arousing condiment is called happy popcorn.

Dude, bro. Is this happy popcorn? cuz this bowl feels soooo goooood...

by Confucious Raptor December 21, 2008

Halpy

The feeling that occurs when one overdoses on 1500mg of Tylenol.

Connor "Yo are you feeling okay?"
Brian "Nah man I took Tylenol this morning and I feel so halpy. Do i look like a french maid with this apron?"

by Halpy Lindell February 10, 2009