cunt hacker

A person who licks and bites the clitoros in an attempt to make a woman cum.
I picked up this bloke the other night and it turned out he was a total cunt hacker
by Durbridge September 10, 2006
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Types of Hackers

TYPES OF HACKERS (Part 2/2)
Grey Hat- A Grey Hat is a Hacker who is part White Hat and part Black Hat. They can be both helpful and harmful, and should be treated with respect.

Red Hat- A Red Hat is an Agressive Version of a White Mage in the employ of a Goverment Agency whose purpose is to hack into the Computer Mainframes of other Goverments with the Goal of Disabling or Cripping them.

Blue Hat- A Blue Hat is a Rouge Hacker who hacks for fun or to get revenge on a certain person or company who may have angered them. You should avoid angering or offending Blue Hats, this should be very easy due to the fact that most Blue Hats are passive in nature and would rather practice on a person that they REALLY hate. Blue Hats are akin to "Noobs" due to the fact that they don't really care that much about hacking.

Green Hat- A Green Hat is a name for a New/Newb Hacker, who is just starting to practice hacking. Green Mages are akin to "Newbs" due to the fact that they show a desire to learn about hacking and listen to more experienced hackers, and also they don't suffer from the ADHD-like Noobdom of Blue Hats.
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The Red Hat's name comes from the Final Fantasy Character Class Red Mage, due to the fact that a Red Hat is a Agressive version of a White Hat and that a Red Mage can learn both Offensive and Defensive Spells.

ADHD stands for "Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder."

The Green Hat's name comes from the fact that "Green" is a term for Fresh, New, and Inexperienced.

Special thanks to Chuck for coming up with the original concept of White Hats, Black Hats, and Grey Hats. Without his original idea for them, this definition would have never existed.
by Volimer February 01, 2010
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mlg hacker

A person who hacked Obama's house and used it to play dank memes or a person who is so good at a game that people spam call him a "hacker" in chat and he goes along with it.
Dude XxXGitrektNubXxX is such a hacker!!!
yeah im a mlg hacker now taste my diamond sword scrub.
by Mlg-Hugs123 May 14, 2020
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fifth hacker

Someone who is considered even by hackers to be a disgusting, raunchy, nasty individual. Origin: "Four out of five hackers agree: Urban Dictionary's definition of 'doggy bag' is fucked up." "...so who's the fifth hacker?"
I heard Zack got caught dumpster-diving a Taco Bell. He must be the fifth hacker!
by MN2600 March 05, 2008
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Hacker Troll

Someone that trolls you into thinking that they've hacked your account but actually haven't.
Hi, I am a hacker troll that has hacked your facebook account, NOT!
by HarambApe667 September 09, 2016
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ares hacker

Someone on the Ares Peer to Peer network who goes into chatrooms and talks about Botnets and how they will drop chatrooms in order to compensate for being socially unaccepted in real life. Typically an Ares Hacker will be early teenage years, have poor hygiene and noticably low self esteem.

There is a code of conduct which must be followed in order to be a successful Ares Hacker. This includes:

- ending all sentences with "rofl", "lmao" or similar.
- ensuring that everyone in the chatroom is aware that you are familiar with bot nets.
- bragging about the fact you use Linux instead of Windows.
- using 3rd party chat clients to obtain users' ip addresses. (Note: It is important that the chat clients were made by someone other than yourself, in fact you must have no knowledge of programming, but pretend you made the client anyway!)
- be able to google a proxy ip to avoid being banned, and act really clever about the fact you can avoid being banned.
normal user> Hey, sup!
ares hacker> STFU before I drop this room ROFLLLL
normal user> Dude you need to get laid or somethin!
ares hacker> ZOFMGZ I have your IP you will be pwnt you noob LMAOOOOOOO
by shaun_ February 18, 2008
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Hackering off

The act of masterbating by grinding, humping, and moving hips side to side against an inanimate object.
by Scott Hacker December 14, 2010
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