pinch a grumpy

To drop a duce. Pinch a loaf. Take a dump. Go # 2. Take a shit etc.

I woke up this morning and had to pinch a grumpy.
I wouldnt go in there i just pinched a grumpy.

by justin jb December 30, 2007

grumpy

ugly, nasty, untasteful, somthing that doesnt look right

Dem clothes is lookin GRUMPY!!!!

by Khalil James May 9, 2008

grumpy lettuce

oversized, sloppy, and disclored vagina lips in conjunction with excessive, un-tamed, and un-manicured pubic hair and any caliber of offensive smell directly related to the vagina orifice and its activities. (i.e.-pee trapped in hair, vaginosis, and or general body odor.) symptoms are usually discovered upon removal of the panties, foreplay, entry from the doggystyle position, or via your buddy that was a first-hand victim. All in all grumpy lettuce is when the vagina resembles 2 pieces of rotten lettuce that had been sitting in the fridge a little too long.

I tried fucking Sally last night but I couldn't get hard because she had grumpy lettuce.

by BroccoliRob September 6, 2008

Grumpy Crumpet

-descriptive.

1. Grumpy Crumpet - A term used to describe a solumn looking / sounding /acting person.

"My mother has just passed away"

"You're a fucking Grumpy Crumpet"

by I like fruit September 15, 2009

swift grumpy

The act of expelling feces at a tremendous speed.

I'm just having a swift grumpy, I'll be 2 seconds

by Won'tgetnoneofyourCD'sback May 5, 2011

Grumpy Cat

A cat that has a facial deformity; has taken the world by storm

"I love Grumpy Cat!! He is so cute!!"

by ojmayo8 November 22, 2016

glump

A glump is a big hug, usually over-enthusiastic, near-violent, or made by a gang of fans.

The first time I heard this word was at an Anime Convention regarding people wearing costumes.

Woah, it's Pikachu!!! Glump attack!

Rule no 1 : No glumping allowed.

by alama18 November 24, 2011