ghoti

a word used to make fun of english spelling.

"gh" sometimes makes a /f/ sound as in tough
"o" sometimes makes a /ɪ/ sound as in women
"ti" sometimes make a /ʃ/ sound as in nation

put it all together and ghoti is pronounced /fɪʃ/.

what people don't realize is that this doesn't even make sense with english's normal phonotactic rules. "gh" is never /f/ word-initially and "ti" is never /ʃ/ without a vowel after it. so this doesn't work.

person 1: ghoti is pronounced fish english spelling bad hurhur
person 2: that's not how english spelling works.

by Crihn Bowonib May 10, 2021

glogirl

a girl who’s obsessed with chief keef like literally insanely obsessed

omg have you been to her house ??
yeah she has lots of pictures of some rapper all over her walls

yeah that’s chief keef! she’s such a glogirl

by fuckgoddamn July 10, 2021

Glorious Purpose

Loki Laufeyson is burdened with glorious purpose. Glorious Purpose is an iconic phrase.

GLORIOUS PURPOSE!

by to_mo_rrow July 21, 2021

gloria g

someone who everyone knows and everyone likes. someone you can't get out of your head, no matter how hard you try. someone who will never give you a second look, because you were a wimp and wasted your chance.

Person A: "look it's gloria g."
You: "..."
Person A: "what?"
You: "nothing."

by hangmansnoose February 11, 2022

glorious dome

head

i just gave glorious dome

by user178903673 March 7, 2022

gloioioioi

A noise made by a falling pot or kettle or something like that (must be metal or it won’t make this sound ;-;) made when it spins on the floor before stopping (pretty sure u know what I mean now)

Taken from Terry Pratchet’s book, wee free men

Mom: *drops kettle*
Kettle: gloioioioi
Mom: oh. I dropped the kettle. How nice

by Yeeterz April 24, 2022

Gloria Breastefan

A Latin popstar with big boobs.
She's the queen of Latin pop.

Gloria Breastefan is the queen of Latin poop.

by gregben July 26, 2022