globerino

someone who acts like a totally idiot: a person who is miserable to be around or be involved with
: like the 2000s cartoon side-character, Globgrog. Globgrog would make blatantly dumb choices and make everyone around them miserable.

"omg I got caught cheating on my test"
"you goddamn globerino! what were you thinking"

by Kolme Alexander April 8, 2021

somewhat-a-globular

"Typical outward signs of a human who is feeling somewhat a-globular could be an unfocussed upward-tilting gaze and widely-stretched, flailing limbs; the person might also be clutching at or jabbing at the air with an item of stationery in what is generally understood to be desperation to focus his or her concentration"

"Give me that pen bitch! I'm feeling somewhat-a-globular and don't know what to do"

by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

Globophobia

An intense fear of balloons. Usually Latex balloons but can be metallic.

Clown: Hi little one do you want a balloon?
The clown shows a balloon and the kid runs away.

Man: I hate balloons. I run away screaming everytime I see one.

person: Why?

Man: Oh I have Globophobia.

by UrbanBrokenDragon July 6, 2011

Global Defense Initiative

One of two fighting factions in the Command & Conquer series of games. Generally considered "the good guys," GDI takes it upon themselves to keep peace in the world while keeping the Brotherhood of Nod in its place.

General Shephard runs the Global Defense Initiative while Kane runs Nod.

by Joseph D. Collins June 5, 2005

global blackout

When a large women sits on your face naked

She was at least 30 stone, when she sat on my face it was like there was a global blackout, I will never recover from the smell of her anus, my nose was right up her ass

by mitch00uk April 6, 2015

globglogabgalab

Globglogabgalab is full shwimple glimple kind, and is the yeast of thoughts of mind. He is a monster filled with knowledge from all the books he loves. He is a fat slime dude.

I want to stick my dick in Globglogabgalab

by Not Daryl's Nephew May 16, 2018

Angel Globing

When your damn angel soft toilet paper sticks to your every damn thing and makes your asshole or lady parts look like a snow globe.

Man,am I Angel Globing!

by Rubberball1232 August 31, 2016