the result of wiping one's anus after a clean bowel movement. There is no fecal matter residue on the toilet paper after the first wipe. The wad would resemble that of a ghost after he/she makes feces.
After moving her bowels, Mrs. Jones was pleasantly suprised to have a ghost wipe for the second straight day.
by Alfonso P. McLean April 4, 2004
Get the ghost wipe mug.When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.
Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 2, 2018
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by Stricker March 13, 2008
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Ghost leviathan:oh your in a dark place close to the edge huh?
Ghost leviathan:Calls his brothers and knocks you out of the water while screeching bloody murder
You:Dead and had been dead for a while
Ghost leviathan:oh your in a dark place close to the edge huh?
Ghost leviathan:Calls his brothers and knocks you out of the water while screeching bloody murder
You:Dead and had been dead for a while
by A_Human_ May 12, 2018
Get the ghost leviathan mug.Tits where the areola and nipple are the same color, tone and/or shade as the rest of the tit giving the effect that they aren’t there.
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