Viking funeral

when you're fucking your partner doggy style, you light their hair on fire and dunk his/her head in a toilet.

My apartment smelled like pure evil after i gave my girlfriend a viking funeral last night...

by backlashjack February 18, 2011

Funeral climber

A person who's alterior motives at a funeral and the reception afterword, is to smooze and social climb while attending said services.

Did you see Mark working the room at Jane's Wake after the service? What a funeral climber...

by Fred Christ April 15, 2008

funeral for a friend

A band for girls who want to pretend they are some kind of rock chick.
Reknowned for looking like dorks, I am ashamed to live in the country next to theirs.
Welsh people across the nation have been crying themselves to sleep at night for one of the following reasons:
1)They are ashamed that this band are from their nation
2)They like this band and are emo-kiddies whose lifes are so hard and unbearable.

"Hey my life is so hard so I went and bought this FFAF CD."
"Whys your life hard?"
"I have an ex-girlfriend."
"Oh jee that is a shame man... hey but at least you can create an emo band now."

by Jonny January 5, 2005

Turkish funeral

1. Fucking the corpse in the ass while its still in the coffin, while relatives watch

A turkish funeral is a very sad event, Billy is simply saying goodbye in his own way.

by Jbook July 21, 2006

viking funeral

when you take a shit in someone's mouth then break their jaw.

"last night I gave my ex a viking funeral!"

by jay bizzle July 29, 2006

viking funeral

An overblown, overpriced funeral for a public figure -- such as a musician, politician, actor, or athlete -- that is vastly disproportionate to how much attention s/he needed to receive.

Peter: "Hey, did you see Paris speaking at the Michael Jackson funeral?"

Stewart: "How could I not? That viking funeral was on every blasted channel!"

by Yet Another Josh Cohen July 14, 2009

Thatchers Funeral

Slang for £10million or a large amount of GBP/Money.

Stoke have offered a Thatchers funeral for Grant Holt

by DareTheDev April 17, 2013