sheky flump

referring to a side effect of the common STD called chlamydigohnyherpesyphyllaids

i was with your mom and grandma last night,and all i got was this lousy case of the sheky flumps!

by maj November 4, 2004

flumper

A flumper is someone who breaks wind a lot.

what a flumper!!
Travis you little flumper!

by Mark, Nic, Rach, Katie March 17, 2005

flump

(noun)
A wet fart, usually the noise accompanying a follow through.

(verb)To flump
The act of flumping

Ok, own up, who did a Flump??

I flumped and had to change my underwear

by the dreamster January 21, 2004

flumpitous

the judging of how large and in charge the female breats are.

Dude she's got flumptious tits.

by Kevin April 14, 2003

Flumping

When three or more heterosexual men (usually Bros) sleep in the same bed together with only boxers on after a long night of getting drunk.

"Yo man, wanna go drinking tonight?"
"Yeah sure, bring Ed?"
"Are we gonna be flumping?"
"If needs must, we shall flump"

by Boymankalot September 29, 2013

FLUMP

A phony baseball metric which is an acronym for Femoral Leverage Under Max Pressure.

Many genius baseball minds within the league use FLUMP, as a way to discern which pitchers which eventually become injured or innefective throughout the course of a season, or a career.

Mike Rizzo, Billy Beane and Rick Peterson are a few FLUMP's largest proponents.

It is the most esoteric of all the sabermetrics to be sure.

Billy Beane did not feel that Bartolo Colon's upcoming free agency would warrant a new extension due to Colon's rapid decline in FLUMP. Lack of femoral leverage results in a lack of dollars offered within the Sabermetrician's inner circle.

by Heinrich138 January 28, 2016

flumf

A word used to describe the release of inner "savagery"

Derek flumf all over him.

by Plamer1344 October 12, 2016