Phallus Flexus

A dick that is huge enough to flex with it.

Ego sum phallus flexus

by SooSbürger March 18, 2019

Intense Flexation

the act of flexing too hard that you pass out.

Dang Jacob, stop intense flexation of those Airpods, you might pass out.

by lil jakester April 8, 2019

hair fleas

Also known as lice!

Damn, my kid got sent home for having Hair Fleas.. Bugs got to go!

by KiddyPool September 29, 2019

Alexis Flexis

A good guy, Poom Poom and a decent worker.

Alexis Flexis is a Poom Poom.

by MandemTinaYouAlreadyKnow December 9, 2022

The fleas of a thousand Kamalas

An ancient Arabian curse which has dogged the Trump party and which will continue to do so effectively and lethally.

The curse that Arabia invoked to defeat Trump's basket of deplorables:

"May the fleas of a thousand Kamalas infest your groinal area,

and may your tiny hands be too inadequate to scratch."

by bitchuck November 1, 2024

shark flexstyle

Dyson airwrap mortal enemy
Dyson: Use The coanda effect!
Shark: We do it for $200 cheaper!

Shark flexstyle on undergrads:
Where's Your Coanda Now?....Smeh

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing January 3, 2026

taxi cabs for fleas

Greyhound

We went to the Dapto Dogs to watch the skinny taxi cabs for fleas run around the track

by #elizabethan2010 October 29, 2017