flaccid salmon

The act of taking a limp dick and smacking a girl across the face until your dick is pink or the color of a salmon.

Kyle: Man i gave her a real good flaccid salmon last night

by BigT56 December 29, 2013

Flaccid Stanley

A fictional character, made of a folded up sandwich bag with a face drawn on it, many of these have been created, all but one were destroyed

Hey guys look, it’s Flaccid Stanley

by Coolest beans April 30, 2019

Falco Smith

The name of an awesome, cool, strong and handsome guy

god, I wish I was Falco Smith

by F.Hoover August 16, 2021

gutter falcon

If a female is a dirty slut she might be referred to as a “ GUTTER FALCON”

Hey Brian, her heard from Brent and Bobby that Becky is a total Gutter Falcon!!!

by Ho go November 17, 2018

Falcon PunchLine

An extremely corny punchline.

A combination of Falcon Punch and Punchline. Falcon punch originated from the character Captain Falcon starring in the video game F-Zero. His character was later used in the popular Nintendo game Super Smash Brothers. His signature move in the game, the Falcon Punch, is used as a term for an extreme punch. This combines with punchline to express an "extreme punchline".

Bob: Why was there a fence around the graveyard?
Tom: I don't know, why?
Bob: People were dying to get in!
Tom: Now that's a falcon punchline.

by Iron Chef Quezon August 14, 2009

Instant Flaccidity

An adjective describing a member of the opposite sex that is so thoroughly repulsive that you couldn't and wouldn't be able to have sex with them under any circumstances.

The new supervisor at work is ok, but once she opened her mouth you knew it was instant flaccidity.

by RocketManFL January 15, 2007

Falcon Rape

In super smash bros, while playing with captin falcon, the up B move.

link was just falcon raped off the stage.

by cfalcon69 December 17, 2008